It's Good to Laugh

Proverbs 17:22 says that a "Merry heart does good like medicine". These are typos and mistakes taken from church bulletins. I'm sure most of us have seen these but they're still good for a chuckle! Enjoy.

• Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
• The beautiful flowers on the altar this morning are to celebrate the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
• If any of the congregation have children and don''t know it, there is a nursery downstairs.
• Everyone is welcome this Tuesday at 4 PM for an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
• At the Ladies Liturgy Society this Thursday, Mrs Smith will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
• This Friday at 5 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
• This week we invite any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
• This Monday we will be holding a ''Bean Supper'' in the church hall. Music will follow.
• The topic for our sermon next week will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.
• This evening there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
• The 2003 Church Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
• ''Weight Watchers'' will meet at 7 PM in the church hall. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
• There will be a special collection today to pay for eight new choir robes. These are needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
• Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
• This week our Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
• Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan, who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
• The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.